Mancrates
Slaughterhouse Crate
Story
Have A Meat Emergency?
You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.
Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.
Over 1 Pound Of Beef
We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.
Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.
What's In The Box:
Mancrates makes gifts that make even the thoughest guys smile.
Foolproof gifting that can’t miss.
We believe gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! Giving gifts should be as fun as receiving them, and honestly, we've never gotten giddy handing some poor sap a necktie in a shiny box.
Manly Gift crates for every interest.
Whether your guy is a whiskey connoisseur, a purveyor of all manner of meats, a DIY extraordinaire, or a big-time sports fan, we have a crate or box he'll love. We have something any man will love.
Custom Crates for One-of-a-Kind Guys
Your guy is irreplaceable and one-in-a-million. Not just any basic gift will do. That's why we offer tons of personalizable crates and gifts, perfect to commemorate events, tell him how you feel, or just say "I get you man".
No boring socks or tie in sight.
We know guys, and we especially know how tough it is to find gifts guys actually want. Man Crates helps you celebrate the men in your life with unique and exciting gifts you'll be proud to give, and he'll be thrilled to receive.
