Mount Rubsmore
Mount Rubsmore

Mancrates

Mount Rubsmore

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Story

This Blend was Made for You and Meat

Sure, Stonehenge and the Pyramids are impressive...if you like shapes a toddler can draw.

Only American artistry could carve the intricate contours of Mount Rushmore with handfuls of dynamite and elbow grease. Yet, too many take the granite for granted, so we're bringing the patriotic pilgrimage to you.

Mount Rubsmore honors our homeland heroes with the most noble and satisfying accolade: All-American Seasonings.


The Faces of Freedom and Flavor

George Srirachington: Hail to the Chef
When he wasn't sending Redcoats packing or raining down destruction upon cherry trees, George Washington was perfecting the zestiest chili spice of the new free world. Even when mass chili consumption melted his teeth, he whittled himself wooden dentures so he could keep snacking down that sweet, spicy goodness.

Thomas Jeffersalmon: Long Tom Silver
President Jefferson solidified his reputation as a devout sea-foodie when he ponied up a cool 15 million to purchase New Orleans, the Seafood Capital of America. Sure, he had to unexpectedly double the size of the country and make a deal with the French, but love and appetite will make a man do crazy things.

Aburgerham Lincoln: The Gettysburger Address
Four score and seven beers ago, our forefathers laid down this great seasoning, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all burgers should be tasty. We solemnly dedicate this grill and strongly resolve that these cows shall not have died in vain.

Theodore Roastevelt: The Rub Rider
Teddy Roosevelt preserved over 230 million acres of land because he unabashedly loved animals...especially covered in his signature meat rub. A cattle rancher, taxidermist, and safari hunter, he was famously known to "speak softly and carry a big stick" so he could surprise, hoist, and roast whatever dinner dared cross his path.
We’ve got fun diabolical wrapping options for every occasion. Add one during checkout to make his gift extra special!
What's In The Box:
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Gifts So Manly, They Require a Crowbar.

As the name implies, many of our manly gifting options come shipped in a mini wooden crate (with included crowbar). That means not only does your guy get a cool gift they'll treasure for a lifetime, but they also get a fun activity. Win-win-win.

Mancrates makes gifts that make even the thoughest guys smile.

Foolproof gifting that can’t miss.

We believe gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! Giving gifts should be as fun as receiving them, and honestly, we've never gotten giddy handing some poor sap a necktie in a shiny box.

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Manly Gift crates for every interest.

Whether your guy is a whiskey connoisseur, a purveyor of all manner of meats, a DIY extraordinaire, or a big-time sports fan, we have a crate or box he'll love. We have something any man will love.

Custom Crates for 
One-of-a-Kind Guys

Your guy is irreplaceable and one-in-a-million. Not just any basic gift will do. That's why we offer tons of personalizable crates and gifts, perfect to commemorate events, tell him how you feel, or just say "I get you man".

No boring socks or tie in sight.

We know guys, and we especially know how tough it is to find gifts guys actually want. Man Crates helps you celebrate the men in your life with unique and exciting gifts you'll be proud to give, and he'll be thrilled to receive.

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