Mancrates

Beard Wrangler Mini Crate

$59.99

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It's Just A Beard...

There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.

But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:

Things Beards Will Not Do:

  • Make you utterly irresistible
  • Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
  • Fell trees with a single stare
  • Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:

  • Look good sometimes
  • Become dry and itchy
  • Smell, not necessarily good
  • Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
  • Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene

Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.

Our Beard Wrangler Crate rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.

We've included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair. Plus all the necessary tools to wrangle it all in including a beard bib, comb and scissors.

The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
What's In The Box:
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Gifts So Manly, They Require a Crowbar.

As the name implies, many of our manly gifting options come shipped in a mini wooden crate (with included crowbar). That means not only does your guy get a cool gift they'll treasure for a lifetime, but they also get a fun activity. Win-win-win.

Mancrates makes gifts that make even the thoughest guys smile.

Foolproof gifting that can’t miss.

We believe gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! Giving gifts should be as fun as receiving them, and honestly, we've never gotten giddy handing some poor sap a necktie in a shiny box.

Manly Gift crates for every interest.

Whether your guy is a whiskey connoisseur, a purveyor of all manner of meats, a DIY extraordinaire, or a big-time sports fan, we have a crate or box he'll love. We have something any man will love.

Custom Crates for 
One-of-a-Kind Guys

Your guy is irreplaceable and one-in-a-million. Not just any basic gift will do. That's why we offer tons of personalizable crates and gifts, perfect to commemorate events, tell him how you feel, or just say "I get you man".

No boring socks or tie in sight.

We know guys, and we especially know how tough it is to find gifts guys actually want. Man Crates helps you celebrate the men in your life with unique and exciting gifts you'll be proud to give, and he'll be thrilled to receive.

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